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EncryptedCrunchwrap

How is the monger scene in India and the ME?

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Just curious about the ease of getting to it in places like India, Bangladesh, Jordan, Israel and I guess Turkey. Reason being I've hit a new stage in my ethnic preferences. Problem is that the US is a shitshow for finding MENA and Indian chicks outside of major cities like NYC and Chicago. Expenses are a problem too, and I've heard that travelling abroad as a monger in India and Turkey is fantastic for those with limited funds.

Can anyone share their information on these far flung corners of the world? I'm sick of Detroit poon gentlemen.

Posted Feb 27, 2017, 2:57 AM UTC

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TheSonOfMyWife•

Wear a condom, even for BJs.

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canyoustopp•

India is kinda hit or miss to be honest.

An overwhelming majority of Indian girls DO NOT look anything like MENA girls. Not even close. I am sincerely over my Indian fetish. Never again, probably.

I'd rate the average provider in India around 5-6 on a good day. They are cheap and plentiful, so you can more than make up for the lack of quality with quantity ($50-$80). You can find some for as low as $10, but you'd attract a lot of negative attention in those neighborhoods and keep in mind they fuck the dregs of Indian society. There are several AMPs with Indian and South East Asian women in Mumbai. Generally speaking, streetwalkers really aren't worth it IMO. Most of them appear to be Bangladeshi and I find them profoundly unappealing. You can find okay looking indie girls online. I relied on international sex guide and locanto when I was there last. Found a few 5s and 6s. Nothing special. The best looking providers were usually Nepali (7s), i.e. East Asian.

Mongering aside, India is fucking chaotic. It really is. People try to downplay that shit like its a unique quirk or something, but life there is just hard. People litter on the streets, children defecate in the open, there are wild animals roaming the city and the food is UNSAFE. I can't emphasize that enough. I got sick so often I considered cutting my trip short and just going to Thailand.

Never again. The women may be okay on occasion, but there are other places with pretty MENA women and a normal fucking standard of life. Given the state of affairs in that country, I'd be very, very picky about the kind of women you sleep with. Hygiene is a real issue out there.

Idk about Turkey, but I'm sure the women are hot and the country is at least relatively well developed. Fucking space age compared to India.

Edit: I'd like add that a motherfucker asked me for a bribe AT THE AIRPORT. India is just so fucking frustrating.

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EncryptedCrunchwrapOP•

Yeah I know the Desi ladies might seem unappealing when you hut joints like Kamathipura and other streetwalker zones. I saw videos of the area from some doc, I kinda like their appearance tbh. I also dont mind bangladeshi sw's, them being super dark is no bother.

India is pretty famous for corruption and poverty, but so is most of the world. On the other hand I'm not worried about wandering into a shitty neighborhood. I'm light brown and can pull off being from up north or something, and in addition I'm relatively tall in comparison to the average over there. If they get any ideas despite app this I was screwed anyways.

So yeah, I think just watching my wallet and keeping an eye on the workers hygiene are my biggest worries. And watching the food too, shitting myself to death after a long bender would be pretty bad lol.

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canyoustopp•

I think Nepal is your best bet. The women are much better looking and its cheaper and cleaner than India.

I kinda like their appearance tbh. I also dont mind bangladeshi sw's, them being super dark is no bother.

Well to each his own I suppose, but your tastes are certainly...interesting.

Their skin color wasn't what bothered me btw. Not only were the women ugly (facial features) but they were out of shape too. Honestly, only the Nepali hookers looked somewhat decent. What really bothered me though was the entire area looked like a dump/open sewer.

Paying for sex is one thing. Paying for sex with a woman who looks like a fucking troll, in a shack, next to an open sewer, with a fucking cow looking through the window is another.

So yeah, I think just watching my wallet and keeping an eye on the workers hygiene are my biggest worries. And watching the food too, shitting myself to death after a long bender would be pretty bad lol.

Oh god, please don't remind me dude. Be very mindful of where you eat. Baked food (pizza etc) is usually safe. Eggs (prepd in front of you) are okay. Toast is fine. Junk food/processed food should keep you alive until your flight out.

I don't understand why anyone even bothers with that place when there are so many better countries out there.

If you like light skinned "brown" women with dark hair, Central Asia might be a viable option. They kinda look like Iranians. The Phillipines might be a great option too if you like brown women. Thai/Vietnamese women are usually lighter. UAE isn't cheap (at all), but its arguably has the most diversity and best standard of living in the entire region. Honestly, its like an advanced alien civilization compared to India.

India is pretty famous for corruption and poverty, but so is most of the world.

Yeah India is on a whole new level, but I think folks just need to experience it firsthand. I could complain about India FOR DAYS if I wanted to.

I'm light brown and can pull off being from up north or something, and in addition I'm relatively tall in comparison to the average over there.

I'm an actual light brown person from Northern India (originally).

They will figure out you aren't from there pretty quick. Even the way you dress is enough. Even if you are desi, there are (somehow) noticeable differences in skin color. North America doesn't get as much UV so that's probably it. You won't blend in dude, and from there on out it'll just be:

  1. Wondering if you farted or sharted

  2. Constantly being harassed by naked, hungry street kids

  3. Being approached by the worst looking hookers on earth, wondering where it all went wrong in your life

  4. Wondering if you sharted again

  5. Surviving off junk food

  6. Constantly being asked to pay extra for idiotic shit

I went there with high hopes for my country of origin. I left knowing why my parents emigrated. I can't thank them enough.

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EncryptedCrunchwrapOP•

Very sobering to hear all this, I appreciate the honesty.

  1. yeah, apparently in Bangladesh they fatten them up or something since the guys like it (for what reason I could not fathom). I've seen the nasty Desi's and the decent ones, and I guess I just have lower standards? I'm riding high in curry fever so my judgement is minda impaired in all honesty. The idea is to capitalize on the cheap prices before I go bananas over another ethnicity.

  2. bending in is a far stretch, I concede. Still better than being a blonde dude with fanny pack right? I like to think at worst they think I'm some Desi expat rather than wealthy dude from abroad. I dress like shit most of the time, if that helps.....

  3. Why Nepal? My understanding is they are more asian than desi in terms of facial features.

  4. Honestly if things are as bad as you say I'm lost to the alternatives. Not really in the mood for SE Asia or China for that matter, and most of the Middle East is a no-go for mongering except Israel. I'll try India eventually due to curiosity, but I might have to just stick with Latin America, which is only getting pricier as the economy rebounds.

Edit: The whole post is comedy gold, thanks for the laughs. Better to ease the blow of reality with humor, right?

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canyoustopp•
  1. yeah, apparently in Bangladesh they fatten them up or something... before I go bananas over another ethnicity.

I feel you, that happens to me too.

Bollywood really fucked me up, keep your expectations low. I did see a few absolute stunners in Mumbai dance bars, but not all of them put out. Like I said, India is hit or miss, but its mostly miss with a dash of food poisoning thrown in.

Also, the cops "raid" dance bars from time to time, aka shake down. You can bribe your way out of anything in India, which is nice, but they know the last thing a foreigner wants is to get jammed up in the Indian legal justice system. Don't attract too much attention and you'll be okay.

Desi expat rather than wealthy dude from abroad.

Oh desi expats don't have it easy at all.

Source: was desi expat, sharted and over payed for mediocre sex like none other.

Why Nepal? My understanding is they are more asian than desi in terms of facial features.

Nepal isn't exactly homogenous. Desi looking nepali girls are fair, petite and look like attractive North Indian girls. Manisha Koirala is Nepali for example. The country is also cleaner, less polluted and has better weather.

Fuck, I should've gone to Nepal man.

most of the Middle East is a no-go for mongering except Israel.

Dude, the UAE is about to become your favorite country on earth. You name it, Dubai has it, for a price.

But if you're on a budget, central asia might be worth exploring. Morroco is really clamping down from what I hear, but Algeria is still ok apparently.

I've been thinking about Kazakstan, Azerbaijan or something along those lines. MENA girls are essentially just a mix of brown and white, so central asia seems like it'd be perfect. Turkey would've been great too, but as folks have mentioned Erdogan has really shit the bed.

If it has to be brown girls though, I'd def go for Nepal.

I might have to just stick with Latin America

Venezuela isn't in great shape is it? those girls are basically brown+white too. Columbia is like a giant brothel anyway from what I hear. I've never been to South America, but I'm strongly considering it too.

thanks for the laughs

Thanks bro, I try :)

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throwawayasia1•

So in Delhi or Mumbai, can't you just stay at a nice hotel and hire an escort outcall for like $100 or a little over? Or is that hard to do as a non-local. I mean if $80 gets you a 5 or a 6 then why not pay $150 and get a 8 or a 9 who looks cute and has a fit body. Hell, or why not just $200 and get something starting to approach Bollywood.

I've been to India before, and I'm going again. Most parts of it are a shitshow, and the girls naturally tend to be out of shape, due to the carb heavy diet and bad genes (well, just non-asian genes that allow people to be diabetically unhealthy and still not show it in weight). I would not go anywhere that was an incall. Just stay in the few modern feeling zones in a major city and get girls to come to you. For still probably lower than any developed city, you can do that right?

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canyoustopp•

Well there's always a little bit of a learning curve when you monger in a foreign country. It takes a while to acclimate and learn the local scene.

India has plenty of escort agencies and pimps, and they all claim to have the best girls in town. They'll gladly take your money and send you the same cunt I fucked for $60. It took me a while to find decent SPs. It really depends on how much time and money you're willing to throw at the problem.

The truth is, average or not, I knew I'd pretty much take what I could find because, well, I'm horny. I'd lose my motivation to search for something better for a while, and then I'd get back at it only to end up with another average hoe :)

I would not go anywhere that was an incall.

As you mentioned, the country is sort of a shitshow so I didn't compromise on hotels at all. There's plenty to worry about in India as it is, so I'd rather stay someplace normal and comfortable. The problem is a lot of those places aren't going to let you waltz in with some hooker. India is still quite conservative btw, so try not to attract too much attention. Mongering is tolerated to an extent, but it isn't socially acceptable.

Every hotel has metal detectors and guards at the gate. They check everyone's luggage and ID. I didn't want to risk embarrassing myself, so I just had the girl meet me at a motel where I could rent by the hour. Some SPs were incall and AMPs are walk in, obviously.

Its all a part of the hunt man. It wouldn't be as exciting if we could just order Mila Kunis lookalikes in over the phone. That's what being a sex tourist is all about, you've gotta explore.

girls naturally tend to be out of shape, due to the carb heavy diet and bad genes

I've been exceptionally hard on India in this thread, so its worth mentioning I met some awesome people there too. A lot of the women weren't my type, but they weren't all bad either. One hooker actually offered to show me around the city for free.

There are a lot of good, down to earth, decent people in India. Its a shame the authorities there are more interested in fleecing the populace rather than getting their fucking shit together.

I'd probably go back in a few years once they've had time to sort themselves out.

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throwawayasia1•

It wouldn't be as exciting if we could just order Mila Kunis lookalikes in over the phone.

That would be the greatest thing in the world. That's what sites like tonightsgirlfriend trick you into believe. Picking up a phone and ordering a hot girl with no risk like you were getting food delivery? That would be a dream world. I just want a NSA experience with a cute, slim Indian girl without having to do any work for it, without anything expected before or after. I know there's plenty of cute ones. I've dated a couple, but I don't want to put in 3 dates worth of work when I just want an hour's worth of pleasure.

I'm getting the impression though, that this is more hassle than it's worth. Maybe if I do very high end outcall, it could be worth it - the price is less important than the experience since it would be a one time thing for me rather than that I'm living there. But even getting it seems to be a hassle - is it so much trouble to get a girl into a decent hotel? I mean what if you picked up a girl while clubbing. I know that's still not a common cultural thing, but it happens frequently enough in big cities. If you ordered a girl to your hotel, went out for awhile then came back in - would that be such a big deal in Delhi or Mumbai?

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canyoustopp•

Its hard to say man, but its pretty easy to tell a hooker apart from a rich, party girl. I just met them at a shitty by the hour motel, did my business, and left. They're not going to let her just walk in without checking her first and calling you to pick up your "guest". I didn't want to hold her hand through security and walk past the lobby with dozens of families, children and tourists.

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Turkey is really changing, Erdogan has really clamped down. Last time I was there the feel of the place had really changed.

You couldn't pay me to go back to India.

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Sad to hear, I heard Istanbul and Izmir were good places to go in their prime.

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Yeah my parents went in the late 70's and loved it. Outside of Beirut*, Istanbul was their favorite city. I was there several times in 2010 and loved it as well. Last year, you could feel the change, granted there was an attempted coup a few months before.

*My parents still get misty eyed about Lebanon.

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EncryptedCrunchwrapOP•

Is Lebanon still a decent option? I mean all the fun is in Beirut, but you get the idea. Jordan, Lebanon, Israel and Turkey seem like the only decent destinations these days.

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canyoustopp•

Not Lebanon. There's too much instability in Syria right now and its spilling over from what I understand.

Dubai has all the ethnicities you're looking for and its very safe and fun. Its just expensive so you might have to save for a bit. I spent nearly $500-$600 a day with haggling.

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privategod•

Tel Aviv is full of them. You will see these tiny cards with phone numbers strewn all over the place. There are MP and strip bars. I went to both of these places. Massage was excellent. I stayed at Ben Yehuda street. Stay around this part of town and do a bit of research via Google. In India Mumbai and Delhi has many options. Ensure you buy a tabloid like Mumbai (or Delhi) Mirror and go to classified section at the back. You'll see listings of escort services and massage parlours.

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EncryptedCrunchwrapOP•

You're the man! Thanks

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hookercreampie•

Indian girls with a western diet who go to the gym, can dress well and do their makeup well are attractive.

The average girl in india who would be affordable would not be attractive at all though. A good looking girl would be married to a rich guy.

There's just different beauty standards as well. A bloated looking girl with light skin is seen as attractive. I'd take a lean dark skin girl with sharp features any day.

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I've already screwed indian-american chicks without having to pay for it. Priblem is that person is no longer available, and I'm surrounded by shjt talent. There are plenty of good looking indian girls in India, but you just have to go to the centers of activity like Delhi and Mumbai. Detroit is a wasteland of crackwhores and extremely expensive foreign escorts beyond my price range.

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For Israel check out r/EscortsIsrael

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