My longest and wildest binge

Just thought I'd share my longest binge experience and tell you how I fought many shadow armies.. My "superbinge" began when I opened a package that just arrived from Spain with an ounce of a-php in it.. I was low on ammonia, but didn't care cuz it was time to smoke up. After a five minute chemistry session with a spoon, some ammonia, a-php and a lighter it was time to find my sweet pipe that's hidden away for these kinds of special occasions and soak some bud in my fresh freebase oil.. The first 2 days were nothing but hardcore porn and masturbation, listening for the shadow people that should be right outside my door but haven't arrived yet, and awesome perverted ideas. On the third day I used my last drop of ammonia...and who ever binged on freebase pv, knows that if it's not freebased it just ain't the same! I start walking back and forth in my hallway while having huge unfreebased hits.. At this point, porn isn't interesting enough unless the a-php is freebased. So I decide: THERE MUST BE A AMMONIA RUN!! But after looking in the mirror I had to call my buddy ask him to bring some over..well he was too busy being stuck in the middle of a meth binge, wouldn't even help a friend out. So I took a shower, had a few hits for the road, and walked down to the nearest Walmart.. I could feel that everyone knew I was in the middle of a "superbinge".. I KNEW everyone walking by me was working for the shadow people.. Well, anyway, after arriving at Walmart, somehow i managed to get lost in there while searching for ammonia. After what felt like hours at the Walmart I found the ammonia and took the strongest one they offered.. At this point I begain to feel tired and was definitely ready for my next hit. Trying to not look at the cashier who was with the shadow people, I paid for my sweeeeeet ammonia and basically ran home in need of that fine fresh hit.. It was almost as sweet as the very first one. After that adventure it was nothing but masturbation and playtime with the shadow people, but at the end of day 6 the shadow people left and the shadow soldiers arrived.. They were WAY too fucking intense. I kept checking my windows, my door, searching my house for them.. In other words, they were all over the fucking place. Finally, on the beginning of day seven I couldn't take it, believing that a shadow army has surrounded all of my exits, after I heard them yell something like "we're coming in!" while I'm masturbating I freaked out, took my huge fucking bag and my pipe, jumped from the second floor balcony barefoot wearing nothing but underwear and ran until I couldn't run anymore.. Finding myself in the middle of the woods, with a massive bag of a-php, a pipe and my underwear.. I barely remember deciding to have one last beat off session in the woods, and then never binging for this long again. I woke up (probably a couple days later) on a tree because it started raining.. I forgot my bag and pipe somewhere in the woods, and walked home (which turned out to be around 14-15 miles) barefoot in my underwear just like Trevor in GTA 5. Now I keep my binging up to three days max. I'm too scared of the shadow people. They're always watching.