Source
r/DotA2•
EvilZucchini

Share the worst insults you've heard!

Question

Hi, me and a few other people are working on an assignment where we are going to make a game about online harassment and we figure it would be interesting if we could get some real life insults that you guys have heard.

It could be the funniest, the most memorable or just in general the most vile thing you've heard been said or just said yourself (we're judgement free). Bonus would be if you shared some context on how it happened and how it made you feel.

Hope you guys don't mind these types of submissions

Posted Mar 18, 2017, 12:19 PM UTC

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TimbuFTZB•

pa spent all game farming chromosomes

18
pyro-muffinz•

I can't, I laughed way too hard.

3
KaijuDota•

I'm about to throw that hook into your sister

5
HypnotizedCow•

"I can't wait for the day ta decides to turn on his monitor"

4
Nazibunnny•

Wanna get better at DotA? UNINSTALL

3
hewhoamareismyselfYOUR LORD HAS noped the fuck out without you•

"Go back to watching minecraft videos"

3
disrupterFuck mek, get aghs.•

Lol'd

1
Spaceork3001•

EUW I think, and not directed at me but at a Russian opponent:

A: "fuck off to russia"

A: "demented chernobyl dog"

B: "сука"

A: "WOOF WOOF"

And then he would just "WOOF WOOF" everytime the Russian guy said something.

I mean he was an ass, but I laughed pretty hard.

3
greenhawk22A knight of chaos•

"Go fuck yourself Ember, God knows no one else will"

3
galanot•

"SirActionSlacks kiddo fanboy" just for playing omniknight

calling u/SirActionSlacks-

2
xqueraCOOL FLAIR•

i rather fck ur mom then born more genius guy than u fcking idiot piece of shit

2
captainlachy•

This is more of a failed attempt at an insult, the guy had to be triggered prety hard to screw up like this but I lol'd, it was something like this (attempt at translating): "My mom has a dick, unlike my dad"

I guess he wanted to say "your" but oh well.

2
DiskoSpiderRelax, you're doing fine.•

https://imgur.com/GIR9zYN

2
IzitWhys•

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMejCSl120Y

1
stygianz•

Hey fucktard, go here pls www.leagueoflegends.com/register

1
reSet_tHe_w0RldrtzW(hy?)•

Kill yourself. I know kys has become more of a joke than anything but when u think about what it really means it's not something you like to hear imo.

1
TheKillerJesterVoHiYo EE SAMA VoHiYo MSS CHAN VoHiYo TI7 CHAMPS VoHiYo•

Fuck you mother :))

1
Stormspiritkappa•

"sf are you a cinema?" As i wasn't doing anything in the team fight

1
Mxlplx•

I cant focus right now because im to busy fucking your father in the ass in front of your mother. He seems to like it but shes just crying.

1
WUMIBONobody fucks with the Gesus•

Enemy storm: "cant carry bricks"

Someone on our team: "you couldnt carry a paper plate"

1