Making Jake's Perfect Sandwich
Posted Mar 18, 2017, 2:43 PM UTC
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"I had a dream about meat man. I think I'm gonna stop eating meat man."
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"Do you think it hurts Meat Man when we take his meat?"
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"I dunno - I can't read his mind"
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YES! I've been waiting for this one!
Edit: MAGIC MAAAAAAN!
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The scream of the lobster soul in the show haunts me to this day.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of night and I think to myself maybe I should try out vegetarianism but then I get hungry.
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as they say, fishing would be a lot less peaceful if fish could scream
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"If fish could scream the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going 'ah fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!'"
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You're gonna stop eating meat-man man?
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Yes! So stoked for this one u/oliverbabish Looks so good.
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I want to eat it so bad... but man, I do NOT want to make it. lol
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The only thing that's a pain in the ass is the lobster stuff. Everything else can be completed/prepped in the time it takes to sous vide
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the deboned cornish game hen sucks too. I did that exactly once in my life and I refuse to do it ever again.
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I realise (and he mentions) but as he said just use chicken thighs or something
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Yeah but what about the tears? How else are you going to get that perfect saltiness?
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^^Salt.
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Awesome! Loved the tears for salt. True dedication.
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Oh my Glob.
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Great video except for the part at the end when he said he ate the sandwich for dinner without mentioning how Magic Man stole it first.
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did anyone else go "baaaaacaaaaaaan" in jakes voice when he added the bacon?
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I never knew how much I needed this in my life. This is food porn at its finest.
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Totally recommend watching all of his other food videos then. The dude knows what he is doing and has that velvety smooth talk show voice that makes listening so easy
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I would take it a step further and wrap in a load of tin foil and then compress that bitch. Not show true, but it would of been great
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It's either would HAVE or would**'VE**, but never would OF.
See Grammar Errors for more information.
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would've'st'd
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St'op
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that's just he's way of talking
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Almost like a shooter sandwich then?
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that looks surprisingly appetising
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ive been wanting this for a million years
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UNACCEPTABLE.
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I think Jake would approve of his skillful work around with the Lobster Soul.
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Carve out the bread and it would all fit
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I've wanted that sandwich ever since that episode aired. My life has felt incomplete and my hunger unsatisfied by regular sandwiches of deli meats. Now that someone has made this, I only want it more.
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That sandwich was nuts, also delicious.
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"Added tears for salitness, not totally necessary, but I'm a completionist."
The moment I went, "Holy shit."
Didn't get the soul of the lobster though.
I was pretty satisfied with his "Soul" e Olio. -shrug-
Aioli is the actual word! Or I guess if you wanna get super specific it's aïoli.
Though I think I like your phonetic spelling a lot better and all future recipes I will write "e Olio"
I mean, he tried. Not sure how else you'd be able to do that.
Some combination of an exorcism and a ghost trap from Ghostbusters?