What was the dumbest thing you said in your life?

I love you.

joke

My friend was telling me a story about a stupid thing they did. Friend: When I was younger, I accidentally superglued my index finger to my middle finger. Me: Did you get them unstuck? Friend: ... I don't know how I was so stupid. Their fingers were all separated.

"Oh, you still look really pretty without makeup"... I was walking besides my soon to be gf and one of her friends, she was talking about how she was taking some classes on how to use make up

I once asked a former Jehovah's Witness how he knew how old he was if he didn't have birthdays.

(He politely informed me he still knew the day he was born. And then added, "Maths.")

I'm fine

It will get better It never got better

Will you go out with me?

I recently shared a brave series of photos about women who had been acid attacked in India.

Wanting my comment to be deep and meaningful about how such cowardly and vicious attacks are hurtful to humanity as a whole I added the title

'This hurts'

Now just consider that comment sitting atop a series of photos of acid attack survivors. I'm usually OK with stating the obvious, but insensitively stating the obvious - that was dumb

A friend and her cousin from London were visiting me in Dublin. We were waiting to cross the road and when the green man lit up the posts made a beeping noise.

The two girls were shocked by this and said "Oh my god why do the crossings make noise over here?"

"So deaf people know when to cross" I said.

I meant blind people. They never let me live that down all weekend!