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r/KarmaCourt•
DUIbound

/r/GarlicBreadMemes VS. /u/ihaveaudisms

how bowdat

What Happened: User u/ihaveaudisms took r/GarlicBreadMemes post on an IRC chat and plagiarized it into text to steal karma that rightly belonged to the original owner.

The original chat in IRC followed this format:

"No bees = No pollination

No pollination = No crops

No crops = No bread

No bread = No garlic bread "

[The plagiarized version by u/ihaveaudisms is as follows](https://www.reddit.com/r/fakeid/comments/61u9kc/we_need_to_save_the_bees/)

"no bees = no pollination

no pollination = no crops

no crops = no bread

no bread = no garlic bread

no garlic bread = no fuel for vendors

no vendors = no fake ids

help"

[CHARGES]: Karma Theft, Plagiarism

[EVIDENCE]: http://imgur.com/a/HVDzf

https://www.reddit.com/r/GarlicBreadMemes/comments/573id1/just_realised_what_we_need_bees_for/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fakeid/comments/61u9kc/we_need_to_save_the_bees/

Posted Mar 27, 2017, 8:08 PM UTC

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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL•

I'll bartend

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Hail_the_IT_Goddess•

I'll have a dirty vodka martini please, and make it slutty.

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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL•

Pours vodka and olive juice into shaker. Begins shaking and grinding behind the bar. Def Leppard exploding through the courtroom speakers.

Here you go

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Hail_the_IT_Goddess•

Thank you tips generously

Damn, this is the sexiest courtroom I've ever been in. Leans back and sips

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Patt_Adams•

Johnny Walker Black neat please.

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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL•

Brushes past the blue and red Johnny, mutters "cheap skate" then pours your Johnny Walker black

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Patt_Adams•

Blue>black>red

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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL•

I thought red was the mid level one. Sorry sir

Hands over complimentary tendies and shot of Fireball^^tm

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coole29•

Everclear diluted in whisky please

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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL•

Pours a glass of whiskey with a few splashes of Everclear.

By law I'm required to confiscate any lighters or matches you have on you.

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coole29•

OK with me. I only have 32 of them on my personal anyway

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BroKnight•

I volunteer to be the Master Baiter

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customflamezstupid bartender•

I volunteer to uh... shit, bartender was taken... um... uh... I'll take... being that guy

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MasterChief_John-117Judge Penultimate RPG Lieutenant Ver. 1.2063•

Court hobo?

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customflamezstupid bartender•

...no... Just that guy. You know?

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justjexxi•

I knew a guy..

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customflamezstupid bartender•

You...

You did?! What happened?!

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justjexxi•

Well, try not being a shit bartender..

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customflamezstupid bartender•

How DARE you call me a shit bartender! I'll have you know and according to my flair, I am a STUPID bartender!

(thank you for the point out of that mistake)

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coole29•

I would like everclear watered-down with whisky please.

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justjexxi•

I'll be right here, in the back row pouting & glaring at the defense & prosecution.

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customflamezstupid bartender•

How good can you glare?

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MasterChief_John-117Judge Penultimate RPG Lieutenant Ver. 1.2063•

ò_ó

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customflamezstupid bartender•

...we need a better glarer then

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MasterChief_John-117Judge Penultimate RPG Lieutenant Ver. 1.2063•

Well I'm a different glarer, first guy can still work

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justjexxi•

You know how it feels when you've been in darkness for hours and then someone suddenly flips on the light and you get that oh my god my eyes are never going to work again kind of feeling. Add a sprinkle of the good old "mom look" and that's how good I can glare!

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customflamezstupid bartender•

Well... you do a good job ma'am or helicopter.

Thank you for your service.

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EagleVegaProsecution•

Seems like by adding his own addendum he has created something new. As we know, art is built on the shoulders of its forebearers. He took the message of beehive collapse syndrome to his fellow teenagers with a relevant plight.

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justjexxi•

::silence::

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DUIboundOP•

u/ihaveaudisms

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mentionhelper•

It looks you're trying to mention another user, which only works if it's done in the comments like this (otherwise they don't receive a notification):

^I'm ^a ^bot. ^Bleep. ^Bloop. ^| ^Visit ^/r/mentionhelper ^for ^discussion/feedback ^| ^Want ^to ^be ^left ^alone? ^Reply ^to ^this ^message ^with ^"stop"

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machambo7•

spins the Job-Roulette wheel and looks away

Someone let me know where it lands, I'm too afraid to look...

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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL•

Bathroom attendant

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machambo7•

Don't forget to wash your hands, sir.

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PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL•

Do you have any breath mints? I need to hide the smell of whiskey from my customers.

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superjerkingoff187Prosecution•

I'll be prosecution attorney

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justjexxi•

::silence::

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kcbarexamBAR EXAM CERTIFIER•

####Floating Jury:

This is the Floating Jury Poll Bot. It captures public opinion. Give your vote below.

This bot does not replace the actual jury. That would be crazy

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kcbarexamBAR EXAM CERTIFIER•

Upvote if you think the defendant is GUILTY:

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kcbarexamBAR EXAM CERTIFIER•

Upvote if you think the defendant is NOT GUILTY:

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Legit_Critic•

Can I still be on the jury if I'm part Italian. I feel like this would make me bias.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

Jurors are biased. That's how they arrive at decisions.

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MasterChief_John-117Judge Penultimate RPG Lieutenant Ver. 1.2063•

A Jury that has no preference one way or the other would just go in circles forever! The best jury has the strongest bias, this is a fact.

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[deleted]•

[removed]

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coole29•

Can I volunteer to be the court alcoholic?

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elementgermanium•

I'll be the rabble and shout rabbly things.

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justjexxi•

Is this case actually going anywhere?

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

It's like a stag party that forgot the bit about the ceremony. The wheels of justice are sometimes mysterious. Sometimes flat.

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[deleted]•

[removed]

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karmacourt_ss_s•

A large number of upvotes each of them a zealous defense. Now, if it were not for his submission, none of us would hate to hold, even for a day.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

Testify

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baranxlr•

I'd like to volunteer as beekeeper

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InfuriatedBrute•

I'll buy some wholesome and delicious garlic bread from the bar (not sponsored or an any way affiliated with either of the parties involved in this case).

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Thimotron•

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