What Have Guests/People Asked You that Drove You Up the Wall?

I'm five days out and SO thrilled, but I need to commiserate with y'all. What weird, off the wall, or totally misplaced questions have people asked you during the planning stages?

Just in the last few days I've gotten: "Can the guys wear jeans to the wedding?" from an aunt, speaking of 5 grown men. Well it's more or less a golf course but sure I'm a jerk if I say no so go for it.

"I don't know if I can have the boys (ringbearers) at the venue by photo time" from FSIL

And

"Does the venue have high chairs?" From a guest whose kid was not invited.

So Weddit, what have you gotten texted / asked that made you think "it's on the syllabus!!!" Or Things Not to Ask the Couple the Week Of