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DUIbound

NVids - Vendor Introduction

Shit Post

Who are we?

Hello, we are North Virginia IDs -- a group of Photoshop experts and professionals, template creation experts and reshipping masters who have a combined total of 25 years experience.

What states do you offer?

  • North Virginia

    • We only offer this single state due to MASTERING the template to pass advanced scanners, microprint, the bend test, box scanners, yes we are in fact the first group of vendors to pass this test. However this is not the most impressive feat, we pride ourselves on passing the infamous blow test. While other traditional IDs peel from the blow test, our premium ID's withstand the breath of those bouncers and are in-state passable.

What is your price?

  • Due to being able to pass the above tests we are asking for $200 USD for an industry first. We currently only accept payment in shekels. 70% of our profit goes to buying garlic bread to help bees survive in order to make more garlic bread for us to survive.

What is your guaranteed delivery time?

We guarantee your ID's will be to you within three business days or your shekels will be credited to a future purchase.

How do we order?

Place an order here and our 24/7 customer service agents will guide you through the process including taking the photo for you! (Granted you have a webcam with high enough resolution).

Farewell, and happy drinking to all of our future customers!

Posted Mar 28, 2017, 4:59 AM UTC · edited

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Cl8tonn•

I thought this was gonna be something about Nevada ID's :(

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ImagineCascadia#TeamWakasWankers•

Lol got me, too

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Metro_FakesDoesnt know basic US geography •

Oh man those fonts on that template lol

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Hough_G_Rectionwall builder•

I actually updated them to a less goofy font if you will. I'll drop the download link tomorrow if you're interested

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Hough_G_Rectionwall builder•

I better get a royalty for that template

Edit: Should the state abbreviation be NOVA or NG? Cause imma bout to add this bitch to my barcode generator

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ID_LucyNewbie Vendor•

Oh boy, this vendor name might catch a lot of heat lmao.

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lumilite16Vape god•

Ill take 3 however I only have 400 sheks, would this be ok?

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McLovinCS_69CS Rep•

u/MadisonStation he is trying to give his sheks to a newb, come handle this

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lumilite16Vape god•

shit didn't know the gestapo was on this sub

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ItsResetti#TeamModsAreCorrupt•

$200 is a steal for this guys, I got my hands on a review copy and I'd pay $500 for this beautiful piece of art. Check out my review, I gave it an 11/10, definitely ISP.

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where_am_eye_#NotMyAutomod•

Why is no one commenting on the order page? I thought the UI was quite nice and clean

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2nuggets1FryKeyboard warior •

Do people really laugh at this shit?

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Hough_G_Rectionwall builder•

Flair checks out

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2nuggets1FryKeyboard warior •

Someone's gotta do it, mods are busy adding flairs and not fucking verifying people. Build the fucking wall!

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Hough_G_Rectionwall builder•

You're not wrong.. I know there is a lot of stuff that goes on behind the scenes though. I think i'll retire my tin foil hat for a while and trust them on this one. It really does seem like they're now getting their shit together and I honestly appreciate them for that

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gtx90000000•

Did you say box scanner ironically or are you for real. Are you even a real vendor if you don't say it passes the blow test?

Edit: whoever downvoted me your dad doesn't love you

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DUIboundOP#NotMyAutomod•

We are real! We have passed the box scanner AND the blow test.

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gtx90000000•

You have passed before or your ids always pass?

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juuliojones•

It passes the blow test everytime

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