The Toronto Sun reports a "Polar bear photographed 'praying' next to cross" in Newfoundland and Labrador on Wednesday. The last line of the story is perfect: "Police have issued a warning to people in the area to stay away from the bear."
torontosun.com/2017/03/30/polar-bear-photogra...Posted Mar 31, 2017, 4:46 PM UTC
Well, if he's a Christian bear then he'll say grace right before he eats your head.
There's a classic old joke about a circuit preacher who is traveling through a wooded area when he is suddenly surrounded by bears. He starts praying "God, please grant me a miracle and turn these bears Christian!" and immediately all the bears sit on their haunches and put their forepaws together as if in prayer. The preacher is just about to start praising God for his miraculous rescue when he hears one of the bears say, "Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts which we are about to receive."
Yea, that's where I got the idea.
If he's a Christian zombie bear he will say grace right before he eats your brain. Otherwise, he is more likely to eat your liver, which is a lot easier to get at, and more nutritious. Have you ever tried to bite through a human skull? I have, and believe me, it is tough.
Are you a polar bear though? I'd be willing to bet their bite strength is stronger than yours.
You may be right.
2 Kings 2:24 is surprisingly silent on the question of saying grace.
I had no idea this was even in there