So I've been a casual cocaine user for some time now. I have a drug test coming up 4/20 (sucks dick, right?). I've done about 2 grams in the past week and a half or two. Is there any possible way to pass my drug test on Thursday? Took 2 Xans yesterday and I did a small line this morning. Any advice?
Posted Apr 14, 2017, 2:24 PM UTC
You have 6 days until your test. Hydrate, don't use a thing. You should be clean in 4 days or so depending on your metabolism/body weight
Do you get physically watched while you pee? Like literally someone watches the piss come out of your dick? If not, I'd go to a head shop and get those elastic wraps that keep a pouch of synthetic piss (or pref your friends clean pee honestly) right up against your body with a little tube you can control the flow of.
IMHO though, 6 days of healthy eating/living, hydrating, lots of fiber, etc you will be good to go ol' natural. I'd also search the internet for a good dilution guide - the trick there is just to not be too aggressive or they will fail you (ie drink a few glass of water and piss a couple times before, but don't go downing two gallons of water in the 4 hours leading up to the test).
Curious but why would more water be bad, wouldn't that filter out all the bad pee (like clear urine compared to yellow), thus making his body more "pure"?
Not necessarily more water being bad...but too much will cause an automatic "dilution" result which is basically treated as a fail. They test for creatine and other things that would not be concentrated enough if you drank too much before the test and "diluted" the sample.
The best bet is to drink a lot of water leading up to the test, but not so much that basically makes you sick. There are readily available guides online that prescribes how much water drink and exactly when to drink it prior to a test in order to dilute your sample as much as possible w/o getting a "diluted" result.
That "creating test" aspect is interesting, just curious because I take preworkout, and creatine along with other supplements makes me drink 2 gallons a day. Don't have to worry about drug tests but just curious, thanks!
Two gallons a day is a lot of water but I imagine you drink it evenly throughout the day. A normal person would fail with a "dilution" result if they drank a true gallon of water with ink the 2-3 hours leading up to the test. Half that is about right.
The creatine supplements you take don't have as much of an impact on the type of creatine levels they test for. From my readings, people will try and eat a diet heavy in red meats in the 24-48 hours leading up to the test. The creatine found in red meet will boost your body's creatine levels and help mask dilution. Creatine isn't the only thing they check for too.
For the OP, the synthetic urine comes with all that stuff so the lab can actually test it (although they won't have a lab test it because you would pass the dipstick test and they only send through positives for further screening.
Best bet...go to a quack doctor and get prescribed 1/4 mg xans now you have an alibi
Is it for work or for probation/court.
If its for work, yes you can. if its for the system your fucked.
Edit, the coke will most likely be out of your system, but the bars stay for a week
Telling him he is fucked is bad info - 6 days is a long time. Were the two xanax pills taken his only benzos in the past few weeks? If the OP had a daily xanax habit then yes, they will probably still be detectible. Other noncontrollable variables are the OPs BMI and metabolism.
6 days is a long time though...live healthy, stay hydrated and sweat daily.
Yes, This is true. My apologies,
If op is a healthy individual the longest ive seen it stay in someones system is 5 days from 2 mg. That is my personal experience.. so he could potentiality beat it. Alp's metabolites like with Delta-9 THC are stored in the fat cells. If he hydrates, exercises and burns it all off, he has a good chance to beat it. A sauna or a steam room is good if you have access to one.
Yep - agreed. Just don't exercise/sauna the date of the test because you don't want to burn fat that day and release the thc or alps metabolites into your bloodstream. Eat a fat filled meal the night before and definitely don't give your first 3-5 pisses.
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Also, you have time to buy tests off amazon. test yourself in the privacy of your own home and see what the results are. If your down the the wire and your still testing positive, ide say invest in quick fix. This is only if its for pre employment / employment purposes.
Quick fix plus formula 6.1 with Urea or Monkey Flask are the best synthetics on the market right now.
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Paging u/XannyManziel because I know he's on parole too
HE IS ON PAROLE AND HE STILL DOXES HIMSELF AND POSTS ON REDDIT WHAT IN THE FUCK
His parole officer probably has 250 others just like him to lookout for
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http://wtaw.com/2013/10/07/mischief-maker-unintentionally-starts-fire-alarm/
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