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gfycat.comWINKY FACE
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When ever I see a capitalised, bold "winky face", I always read it in Terry Crews' voice.
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winky face body wash gives you POWWWWEEEEERRRRRRR
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Is this easy mode?
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D.Va: 1, Bad Guys: 0
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Poor lucio died twice in that clip.
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No boostio this time.
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BOOOSTI-oh.
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BOOSTIO-oh :(
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It was a rough day yesterday. This was the start of a 5 game loss streak. You could definitely say I was tilted...
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Totally out of context but if you look closely at the highlight intro you can see D.va's nips, i dont know this is weird because i haven't seen that before
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I never noticed that. ^^from^^my^^many^^hours^^looking^^at^^them Although I think that just might be the result of polygons and whatnot? I doubt Blizz would actually put those in, considering OW has a massive appeal to children as well.
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Okay, I don't really know a whole lot about 3D models, but it doesn't look like where a nipple should be, and it doesn't look like one either. If Blizz really did want to create a nip, why not go the little bit further and detail it and make it seem more realistic? Considering they didn't, I'm doubting it's a nip.
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because children don't think girls have nipples? I'm not really sure where you are going with this.
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No... There is such a thing as being 'inappropriate for children'.
Your logic is "Oh, they know about it, therefore they have the right to see it!" Well, I know about r/dragonsfuckingcars, but that doesn't mean I need or want to see it.
Plus, it'd be very unlike Blizz to sexualise a character in such a way. Widow is just because it's a part of her character. Not only that, the nipple placement looks a bit off. It looks polygonal, and since this is a game, that's likely what it is.
EDIT: wurds ar hurd
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dragons... f-fucking cars? why is that a thing?
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A nipple is not inherently sexual though...Kinda the whole argument behind the current social climate n arguments for/against public breastfeeding...
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I don't agree that a girl having nipples in a skin tight suit is sexualizing her, although I will concede, they do look accentuated like the room is cold, but it could just be the pose.
Children see girls in bathing suits their whole lives, to me, this literally is just bizarre. Do you really think little boys just assume girls don't have nipples? Like how much sheltering do you really think you can do, is feasibly possible, and is even healthy?
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It's not actually a modeled nipple. The model has a "smooth" curve of relatively few triangles (OP might be on lower graphics settings? unsure). The model's reflective map (idk if Overwatch uses normal maps or something different) is such that at the convergence of this texture, model, pose, camera angle, skin, and lighting, along with the video compression, it looks like a nip.
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I.e. like in real life, a nipple through clothes wasn't usually intended to see.
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So you mean to tell me, all those men I saw with nipple erections weren't doing it to turn me on?! MY LIFE IS RUINED
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dear lord, you can
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i don't know what to do with this information
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unzip...
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Can't, I use winrar... :/
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Seriously?
Change to winzip, it's a lifesaver.
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Once it's seen it cannot be unseen. Where's the bleach to cleanse my soul!
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Why cleanse when you can embrace it
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She got a hard-on from the awesome play.
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I can't unsee it..please..I want my innocence back... ^sob ^^sob ^^^sob
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Hah, go look at Lucio's summer games costume, dude has a very visible bulge! XD
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I think that it's actually a logo, and the low poly mesh makes it seem to stand out from that particular angle. If you look closely you can see that it doesn't move how it should if it was put there purposefully. On other skins it doesn't have the same problem because there's no logo there. All it is really is an illusion.
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D.Va's ult is a nice counter to Mercy's ult in general. Even without the premonition the cast time takes away a huge chunk of time for them to run away without being short enough that it will go off before they're vulnerable again.
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And Mei ult too
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reaper ult is the same, because of the instant damage just jump in the middle of the rez
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Wow you guys must've rolled them for you to be on a 15 killstreak and already at objective B with 5 minutes remaining
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I played Reaper on Temple of Anubis attack once and Nano-blossomed three times from the exact same spot, we only won after I caught the Mercy in the third blossom.
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Always look left and right before demolishing the other teams attempt at a hold.
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Lucio having a rough time, getting crushed by the mek, then getting blown up by the mek.
H-He can do this all day...?
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0/10
You don't have the selfie highlight intro.
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...You trickshotted Lucio on eject.
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You win.
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You should get a shutdown potg for that.
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This is awesome, and I can almost imagine it as a way of countering Mercy Rez when you reeeaally know it's coming.
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That was. Smooth as fuck
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FUCKING MERCY
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I'd do it.
(づ⚆ ͜つ⚆)づ
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It's a proper grill!
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So the mercy rezed after she heard the self destruct?
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The voice line hadn't had time to complete. As someone with shit reaction time, I would probably have done the same thing.
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Legitimate point.
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Probably one of the least hectic of chaotic OW gifs I've ever see
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What a fucking legend.
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Damaged Sinful Asiatic wildass, what URL trickery is this
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As D.Va I never get more than 2 kills with it, every time that I'm on Reddit I see people getting a quad kill or more with it.... very disappointed in myself :(
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Main thing playing with her is working with the team to get the Rein shield down, and just trying to time it right. This was just one of those rare instances where trying something new paid off.
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Good rez, Mer- OH GOD NO!
Relevant comic.
"Heroes NEVER DIE!"
"OH GOD I SAW IT! I SAW THE EMPTY VOID! I WAS SWALLOWED WHOLE! THIS IS ALL SO POINTLESS"
Oh wow all these are so funny, thank you !
I just read all of those.
me too, they were good
Hey, I didn't know of this, thanks for sharing
The comic send me to a shitton of virus sites...
I thought that was just my phone. Same!
As a Mercy main the salt that Mercy is experiencing right now. You stole her PotG and dammit its hard as fuck to get support PotG now.
Unless you're on lighthouse as Lucio
It's a boopin paradise.
Jackpot!
Or just being Symmetra.
As a sym main, I love that maybe one in four games I'll have PoTG and they're always either me bouncing around wildly, melting the entire enemy team, or me dying instantly and getting a quad kill with my turrets while everyone has to watch my dead corpse for a few seconds
I once got a dva quint kill...
S:76 got a double kill potg
Yeah I don't understand. I got a quad kill as Reaper and Sombra on the same play gets POTG and only gets a double kill and an extra kill after and my ult did most of the damage to all of them. Wtf
was it competitive first round?
I think PoTG favours certain things, such as time from the end of the game (maybe overwatch assumes the play would have had a bigger impact on the final score result?) and amount of actual damage done. A D.va ult may simply have finished off a bunch of enemy players that your team had already almost killed.
I have a video of me getting a quintuple kill followed by 2 shooty kills within the time period of a PotG.
PotG was a junkrat getting one kill.
I think they may have tweaked the numbers again since the event dropped because I've been getting more potgs than usual.
You thought you were going to get the POTG, but it was me, D.Va!
In a game just now I was High Nooned by the enemy McCree, then res'd a second or two later. Straight into a point blank 76 ult. Sometimes it's just not your day.
SONNADABITCH!
#OH MY GODDDDD
r/unexpectedjojo
I thought he was referencing this, but ok
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Feelz bad mann
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why wouldn't it count? You died again, didn't you?
Count towards what?