Item #92

Item #92

Codename: "Jolly Lolli"

Danger Level: SAFE

Procedure:

Item #92 is to be kept in 5 meter by 5 meter room and watched carefully. Regular sessions of interviews and/or "game playing" are encouraged. The doors are left unlocked since it is static nor does it wish to leave.

Appearance:

Item #92 is a small figurine with a peppermint head and an eternal smile, resembling Item #54. Just like item #54, he is annoying and refuses to stop laughing. He is dressed in a sailor outfit and shows immense joy at all times.

Behavior:

Item #92 is notable for it's inactivity and desire to stay within our grasp. He speaks and willing tells us details about who or whatever we wish to know. Provided, we play games or answer riddles for him. I had the "pleasure" of conducting an interview with this...Thing.

92-1:

Item #92: Hello doctor Glade! How's the wife, kids, brother? Good? Good. I hope so.

Dr. Simon Glade: ...How do you know my name?

92: Oh! I know lots of things. Like your clothing size, what you had for breakfast, and your strive for [DATA REDACTED].

Glade: I AM THE ONE INTERVIEWING YOU. IS THAT CLEAR?

92: Jeez, you don't gotta bother me about it Simon. So, what game do you wanna play, checkers...Chess...YHATZEE?!

Glade: ...I'd like to know your name, at least. And a little bit of background.

92: Fiiine. Ooh. But let's have some fun! Hm.....I am tough, I can last for long, I can be sweet, I can be sour, and I stick till the end! What is my name?

Glade: ....Lollipop. your name is Lollipop, correct?

92: wow! We got a genius or what? Waaaay smarter than Mary, the last person I played with. She wasn't too wise.

[End Interview]

Note by Dr. Simon Glade: It...Knew my name. It knew my family....My friends. HOW DID IT FUCKING KNOW THAT?! And, who's this Mary character? I swear, this thing is worse than 82 and 54 combined.