Item 71

Codename: The Flaming Fox Danger Level:WARPER

This creature resembles the character [REDaCTeD] From the [REDACTEd] pizza chain.

It resembles a prototype of the [REDACTED] The pirate character. It is missing an arm and some of it's head. It teleports very often and jumps at the observation deck! It talks...sometimes. But it mostly come out as static!

I shall play a recording of it's behavior.

STArTED...

71:Excessive Static

Hello? Can you speak?

71:YES static I CAN Sstatic*PEAK!

Good. Now what do you remember?

71:Excessive staticky mumbling

Hello!?

71:WHErE Is HE!!!?!!?!

I don't k-

71:WHeRE Is hE?!!? Deafing shreik

STOp!

END OF RECORd....

Notes: He hates me. He threatens to eat me alive if I don't tell him where "he" is.