ARI - Item #67

Codename: The Poser Poster

Danger Level: Safe

Containment Procedures: Item #67 is to be hung above an empty desk in a 3-by-2 foot room.

Appearance: Item #67 is a ‘CELEBRATE!’ poster from the [REDACTED] pizza restaurants. It features the three star animatronics, [DATA EXPUNGED] on the front stage from the third main location. Item #67-1 is the pink frosted cupcake with a blue and white candle usually held on a plate by [REDACTED].

Behavior: Item #67's anomalous properties first become apparent when poking the nose of the main star [REDACTED]. This will cause a honking noise to come from the poster despite there being no sound emitting device inside or behind it. The second and third properties occur only between 00:00 and 06:00. The second being that the animatronics noticeably move and change on the poster, as well as the lighting within a blink of an eye. The third property is that sometimes [REDACTED]’s cupcake will disappear from the poster and appear on the desk, motionless. There are some reports of camera zooming in and out sounds as well as the cupcake blinking from time to time. Tests to open the cupcake UP have proved fruitless.

Posted Apr 25, 2017, 3:56 PM UTC

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