What would happen in this scenario?

Alright ancaps so you're enjoying a sunday afternoon in your summer home in South Florida built by slave labor and you're of course reading Murray Rothbard's work on child sex when you catch me taking a massive dump in your front yard, I'm talking about diarrhea water AND a swirly on top, have I broken the NAP? If so lets say you try to run and catch me but I get away in my car and completely lose you on the streets, making it back to my house, what can you do now?