To all the new kids around here.

Fresh off the boat, from r/me_irl , kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on r/jukmifgguggh by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking r/me_irl friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't r/me_irl, kid. This is r/jukmifgguggh . We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.