I've been with my boyfiend, now fiancé, for 7yrs now, and I have only farted once in front of him.

It's not that I will be embarrassed, so past that stage at this point in our relationship. The one and only time I did, very early in the relastionship, yr 2 I think. I was talking and it just came out. It was a soft poof, ya know the one that sound like a covered burp. So I fart, and at first he has a suprise look I guess a guy gets the first time a girl farts in front of him. I of course was a lil embarassed, but we we're really comfortable in the relationship, that I wasn't to mortified. Plus it helped that it didn't smell. So he goes from suprised look, to goofy smile, to chuckling, then he says "Did you just fart? Awe that's so cute" So after that I never really have farted in front of him.

I have farted while he's in the room, but get lucky and they don't stink, or if I do happen to let out a stinky, he is usally out of the room and smell goes away or I spark up a bowl to cover smell. So I guess you can say I would be embarrassed, but I know he wouldn't make a big deal, or we'll both laugh it of and he'll fucking roast me and we'll get over it.

But I have never let a ripper full force around him. I know my luck will run out some time. I know i fart in my sleep though, wonder if he's ever heard me then?