Dating an obese woman only makes men fatter.

We know obese women think highly of themselves and demand nothing less than a muscular Adonis with 0% body fat. So with that in mind, men, if you are fit and find yourself in a relationship with a fat obese girl. Here's the progression of that kind of relationship. Starting at Stage 2.

Stage 2

Your obese girlfriend will now start getting anxious and judgemental about your normal fit lifestyle, you know, the routine behaviors you have that make your body fit and in her standards at all times, but you can't have any standards of her. She'll try to get you to ease up on your boring, strict diet and allow for junk food. She doesn't like going out to dinner and see she's the one eating the burgers and soda, and you with the veggies and water. Oh, and is your bathroom scale missing? She threw it out. It triggered her bad feelings. She'll also insist that your weights and fitness gear be kept out of sight too.

Stage 3

She's now complaining you're going to the gym too much. I mean, it's only an hour and to her fat logic that's a whole day! You invite her to come work out but that's insensitive. You can point out that she listed on her dating profile that she wanted someone who would help her get into shape, but she tells you to fuck off. On weekends she wants to sit around with her stomach exposed while you, the fit man, want to do outside fit things. She yells at you for the crime of taking care of yourself and living a healthy life. There's smelly spanks all over your home. Her fat thighs and vagina eat through the material. Now she starts looking who treat her right. Lol

Stage 4

Rape accusation, police, you go to jail. She's with new fit guy.