Legend of the Golden Arches

I ONCE MET A TRAVELER FROM A DISTANT LAND

WHO CLAIMED THAT ABOVE THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN

LYE HALF SUNKEN IN LIFELESS SAND

A GOLDEN ARCH WHOSE REMNANT OF FRY GREASE SMELL

AND BIG MAC BURGERS

INTOXICATE THE VICINITY TO THE POINT OF THE DEATH OF EARTH

NO ONE IS NEAR THE MOUNTAIN, AND OUTSTRETCHED AROUND IT A BARREN, DIABETES INFESTED WASTELAND.