STRAIGHT BOYS DON'T LIKE YOU

To every single gaybro who posts asking if his straight friend secretly is harboring feelings for him: STAAHHHPPPP Your straight friends are STRAIGHT. They do not like you. That thing they do? Smile at you, give you a hug, even flirt with you a little bit, it does NOT MEAN THEY WANT TO BE WITH YOU. Maybe they feel they can drop the masc bullshit around you because they accept your sexuality and realize they don't have to put up a front with you. Don't blow it by drooling all over them. What if every single girl you were flirty and friendly with told you they love you? COME ON! Straight is straight.

Leave your straight friends alone! Your situation is not special. It is not that one in a million where he realizes he's gay, he's always been gay, and he's in love with you, how could he not have known!? He's just straight. That one in a million? That's when guys have been best friends forever and their friendship grows into something more, or some shit like that. It is not that random guy in your class who smiles back at you. It is not that friend who bitches to you about his girlfriend. It is NOT ANY OF THEM.

LEAVE THE STRAIGHT GUYS ALONE, THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE WITH YOU, AND STOP ASKING US IF THEY SECRETLY LIKE YOU