Our cock block of a dog is not helping...

This is both a funny and frustrating short story.

Last night was the first time in over 2 months my LL SO and I had any sort of sexual intimacy. It was "date night" and we went out to dinner and a movie. Got home around 10ish and I had to shower and get ready for bed soon. SO mentioned he had a headache on the way home so I figured no sex tonight and shrugged it off. I was surprised to see him laying in bed when I got out of the shower since he usually stays up late playing games on his computer. I thought he was just tired.

Our dog, who is a 96lb 10 month old Great Dane, keeps jumping up and down from our bed, squeaking toys and not settling down on her bed that's at the foot of ours. She finally lays down on her bed and immediately followed was my SO grabbing me and pulling me on top of him, feeling his hard on thru his underwear. I was pleasantly surprised to say the least! We start making out and grinding and our dog hears us rustling around and decides to investigate. We stop, I lead her out of the room and then come back and shut the door. We continue where we left off but now we hear whining/barking and scratching at our door. We try to ignore it hoping she'd stop sooner or later.

Then she busts into the room and jumps on the bed. Our freaking dog opened a round handled door. WTF!? We laugh and kick her out again, clothes come off and my SO wants the "cake" position- doggy style (lol) but I'm on my stomach. A few thrusts in and she opens the door AGAIN just as he comes in under 60 seconds....The end.

To answer your question, yes- she has a crate and yes- she will be crated the next time and we will most likely be serenaded by her howls and whimpers.

The fact that we were distracted and his recurring PE problems are a whole other thing.