[Rant] Some Bullsh!t...

So, I don't know how, but the other day I had an old nursery rhyme pop into my head. It's the one about jack sprat:

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean; And so betwixt them both, They lick'd the platter clean.

Nothin' wrong with that. But then I realized that all of the images associated with this rhyme always show the wife as some gargantuan whale of a woman,

example 1

example 2

example 3

when the reality is, she was probably the skinny one... WE'VE BEEN LIED TO SINCE BIRTH!! C'mon Pooky, let's burn this mutha f&ka down!!!

edit: reference gif