I can't believe you're not taking that job

You Skype me CRYING because your boss is on your ass again for stupid shit. You work at a restaurant, which is cool, I've worked at many a restaurant before, but you hate restaurant work. You want to move but you don't have the money and the restaurant will never give you a raise, they already demoted you for daring to take a LEGAL 15 minute break on an 8 hour shift.

And now you've been offered a job at a bank just round the corner from your house and you're not going to fucking take it? You'd make more money. You wouldn't have to work for dickwads (at least not the same dickwads you work for now.) You wouldn't have to be a server anymore which you hate. You literally waltzed in there and they offered you a job because they liked having you as a customer so much. That to me, already says this is a place where you are wanted and might actually be appreciated.

And you're going to fucking turning it down and keep working your shitty job that you absolutely hate. And why? Because you're scared of change. You're not sure you'll like the new job. Who fucking cares? Try it. You can always go back to the restaurant scene.

You wanted a new job that paid you more money that was close to your house. You fucking got it. Take it. For fuck's sake what is wrong with you?!