The Vegetarian Hungarian

So there's a freshman at my school that's infamous for saying and doing weird shit. We'll call him Bob. He runs cross country with me and getting to see what he does is my favorite thing ever. To start off, he calls everyone "Big Daddy ___", and it only gets worse from there. Here are a few actual quotes from him.

• Will you be my portable charger Big Daddy OP?
• (In the middle of class) Can you caw for me Big Daddy OP? Stands up Actually, can anybody caw for me?
• The lady put toothpaste on my noz.
• Do you guys remember Sunny D? ...It made my penis hurt.

If you like it, I'll post some full stories of Bob.

Edit: I forgot to mention that the Vegetarian Hungarian is the nickname he gave himself.