Stop ruining your socks!!

You don't need to cut off the toes or rip the threads to stretch them out so that they'll fit!! I'll buy bigger socks! Just tell me they're too small, and I'll exchange them or exchange them yourself!! Oh my fucking god you make good money, there is no need to destroy small socks so that they'll fit your giant feet!! I've been telling you this for over 20 years!!

I swear to God I bought him a new package of socks, and he put a pair on. Didn't go on. They're too small. Took them off, stretched them out and I can hear all the threads ripping and put them back on and said "ah cool, perfect".

NO?? Not perfect, Bigfoot! If you have to stretch them out like that then they don't fucking fit! I can't return them if you destroy them! What the fuck, you don't cut up or sew onto or stretch out shirts or pants if they don't fit, why do you do this to socks??