3 Prisoners are on their way to solitary confinement for life...

And they are each allowed to bring one thing with them to occupy themselves for the rest of their lives. When they get into the back of the van, one tough looking guy turns to the others and asks: "so what are you guys bringing?". The first answers that he's bringing a deck of cards -- he can play solitaire every day, and never feel bored. The second pulls out some water-colors, and proudly states that in a few years he'll be the next Grandma Moses. They turn back to the tough guy, "so how about you?". He pulls out a box of tampons -- and they're incredulous -- "what are you going to do with those?" .... so he says, "haven't you guys seen the commercial? with these you can run track; you can go swimming; you can go horseback riding....!"