Just a bunch of undesirable options

Life takes a shit in front of you. Eat the turd you hate the least or you'll die.

The others all warn about death being a terrible thing. They claim to enjoy eating the shit. You just have to cope with it. Think positively about the turds you have to eat.

More and more, you big shit eater. Get to the end, for your reward.

To die with a shit-eating grin.