Why you shouldn't quit your day job
Posted Apr 29, 2017, 12:46 AM UTC
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"I HEAR PSYCHOTHERAPY IS A REWARDING LINE OF WORK!"
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN A LIBRARY!
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on floor, thumb in mouth
"I don't have a day job; I have a cot job"
rolls over and farts
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"How was stripping, honey?"
"I made... three dollars and forty-two cents."
"That's... something."
"The cab home was eleven dollars."
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"Come on, honey, who needs that office job when I'm sitting on a goldmine in mint-condition pogs?!"