AQ Season 4 Bug Guessing Game - Winners

A couple weeks ago I posted a thread for predicting the inevitable bugs of the first round of AQ Season 4. There were lots of good guesses, but amazingly even in 55 comments from across the community no one could predict a fuck-up as extraordinary as what actually happened. In our wildest dreams we couldn't guess that we would be completely locked out of AQ for 8+ hours. Truly remarkable.

Anyway... there were a couple of at least partially correct guesses. They are:

• jsbginni guessed that milestone rewards would be messed up. Apparently milestones were set too high in Advanced bracket and AQ Completion event milestone events yielded nothing for a while. Counting this as a winner.
• whaler213 guessed that maps would remain unchanged from Season 3. Some nodes from Season 3 Map 6 persisted into Season 4, so counting this as a winner as well.

Those are the only two correct guesses haha. But I said there would be 4 winners so I'm awarding the top 2 joke replies ordered by Reddit score:

• Spycrowave: "We'll have to beat Kang one more time before we're able to start a map in the new season." Great callback to Act 5 release. 22 points.
• ch4nce11or: "Unexpected local node added to all mini-bosses and main boss which gives them a 15156468161.15 chance to proc the game to crash. Miike will tell us the game is functioning as intended." This one had it all. Game crashing, flat values and a dig at Miike. 18 points.

Thanks for playing everyone. Let me know if I missed anything egregious.

-BTF