GodelsVortex References
| saying | reference |
|---|---|
| Numbers aren't real because they don't have wavefunctions. | https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3fuuoq/math_dont_real_because_numbers_dont_have/ |
| The downvotes of fools are like delicious candy to me. | https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3hc9w9/infinitely_complex_topology_changes_with/ |
| Sorry I took so long. I had to calculate the end of pi first. | https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/2x2vnb/100k_supercomputer_dedicated_to_finding_the_end/ |
| Despite what Godel said, I'm consistent AND complete. | This was a generic, made-up joke. |
| 'DROP TABLE integers;-- | https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3206ud/is_mathematics_vulnerable_to_sql_injection/ |
| I can prove that I'm not going to halt. | This was a generic, made-up joke. |
| I'm pretty ineffable too, ya know. | https://www.reddit.com/user/completely-ineffable |
| I know I live in a computer simulation because of irrational numbers. | |
| Proof by induction shows how illogical mathematics is! | This was a generic, made-up joke. |
| .999... = 1 because of floating point errors. | |
| Infinity means that anything can be true for any reason. | This was a generic, made-up joke. |
If I need enough special cases to cover something, I shall consider trying to formulate my epistemology without it.\n\n-Eliezer Yudkowsky|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/2bazyc/0_and_1_are_not_probabilities_any_more_than/cj482n1/?context=10000 Independent events means that flipping a coin 100 times gives a 50% probability of getting at least one heads.| Every statistic is actually 50% because everything either happens or it doesn't.| I believe in empirical mathematics. That's why the Collatz Conjecture is so hard to solve.|This was a generic, made-up joke. P=NP when N=1 or P=0| It's impossible to show that 2n+1 is of the form 2n+1.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3kjer6/for_instance_goldbachs_conjecture_that_any_even/ Numbers are qualitative not quantitative.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3ldb7s/there_are_only_nine_numbers/ My theory does not need to rely on a proof because it is its own proof. It is its own purest proof.| I say P \approx NP because mankind isn't ready for P=NP. This is a safe medium.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3qspbw/artificial_intelligence_has_finally_arrived/ A lot of things are much easier once you realize that everything is isomorphic to Z.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3s1ps2/the_real_numbers_are_defined_by_8_numbers_0_1_1/cwtgwob/?context=10000 Wouldn't it be easier to say -1=0? In a natural world, it is.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3tylq5/math_isnt_empirical_we_might_as_well_let_10/ To dismiss these as sensless mad ravings of a troll, is to accept your complete ineptitude when it comes to the concepts you use every single day.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/3u2rs3/math_is_a_lie_part_4/cxbevnb/ Piracy is not equal to for all lost sale.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/42nx8m/someone_unsuccessfully_tries_to_use_the/ This really is a shitty subreddit.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/45ijz9/rimamverysmart_gets_too_attached_to_notation I'll just chalk it up to bad schooling. I don't blame you per se.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4qeu1d/more_from_that_word_guy/d4sh49d idk what you just said but thanks nerd|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4sbs8g/found_this_on_my_tumblr/ This equation is algebraically undeniably and irrefutably true. But since it hasn't been sanctioned as yet by your "mentors" you would probably deem it false.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4x8iuh/crank_in_shining_armor_sallies_forth_to_defend/ Just as I suspected you have absolutely no idea and appreciation of the wonder and algebraic eccentricities of quaternions.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4x8iuh/crank_in_shining_armor_sallies_forth_to_defend/ jeeze you people are such elitists. nobody bothered to reatd the rest of the thread (specifically the psudorandomness which is absolutely my field)|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4xay9o/the_chances_of_hatching_a_specific_pokemon/d6dyjpr?context=10000 I never took numerology seriously until I learned how much The Enemy does.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4zgsrv/have_some_numerology_courtesy_of_rmath/ I mean, that isn't bad math until the fifth decimal place.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4xbfvu/phibonacci_phlimphlam/ Are you the Pope of Math? What is this "math" you speak of? I speak of Truth and math is that subset of Truth that concerns numbers and topology. I delight in it. What is math to you? Your feeble scribbles?|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/4y25i2/dont_you_just_hate_when_you_drop_lsd_and_solve/ Who is to say that an infinitely long number does not become itself sentient and is able to deny its own predefined definitions. That is infinity!|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/5gflk4/in_a_universe_of_infinite_dimensional_possibility/ That's not how math works.\n\nI'll distinguish this when I'm not on mobile.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/5hmtxa/people_still_dont_understand_the_nuances_of_the/db1dtuf/?context=3 Math is a language and you can spell lies in it just as easily.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/5l07kr/the_infinite_hotel_paradox_proves_the_reals_and/ Yes, of course I am misapplying math in my thread. It's actually a big part of my view that this kind of misapplication is possible.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/5kp987/applying_mathematical_equality_to_social_equality/ As it stands right now our math is like the math of toddlers. We can't even calculate pi.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/5u2w0p/pi_is_a_perfect_example_of_how_math_constantly/ no it's not gibberish, it's just incompleteness|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/61mfpz/meta_why_is_it_that_godels_incompleteness_theorem/dfflobl/ Now your job is to defeat me in mathematics. People have tried and failed.|https://www.reddit.com/r/badmathematics/comments/5p0egs/infinity_is_not_an_axiom_it_is_easily_provable_by/dcngwxd/?context=10000
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