Starting from now, I will selectively ban sidebar violators whenever I feel like it

A power I always had and will always have. I just felt like really emphasising it, y'know?

Bans will apply temporarily, though I have a hunch -- which I am too lazy to confirm -- that there are repeat offenders.

It is getting boring typing "refer to sidebar", especially since episodes of sidebar-ignorance tend to happen when I am at work.

I am happy to exercise a ruthless and only vaguely competent level of dictatorship and censorship. And so my one true rule applies: My decisions are final (unless I change my mind), my rules are inflexible (unless I feel otherwise) and this will be the situation forever (which it will).