r/fakeid•
basedhank

welp, I'm retarded

got my $15 tidal KY and left them on the desk next to my bed, mom came in while I was out, saw them, then looked through my old wallet and found all of my IDs. She's asleep now and am expecting nothing less than a rusty mom spoon

Posted Jun 3, 2017, 8:27 AM UTC

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MadisonStationVendor•

plausible deniability, tell her you got home and they were just there, you've never seen them before in your life

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basedhankOP#TeamModsAreCorrupt•

those 10 Ids with my face and name on them? nah not me you trippin

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Wreeper•

how and why the fuck did you fit 10 fakes in your wallet

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basedhankOP#TeamModsAreCorrupt•

It's an extra wallet and fuck you i do what I want

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Wreeper•

hey man i'm impressed

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SBorDie574•

buy a fucking lock box dude

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Throwaway64209has downs•

Just molest he while she sleeps, that always cheers moms up!

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[deleted]•

Update?

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basedhankOP#TeamModsAreCorrupt•

Didn't wanna face it, realized Saturday's are for the boys and dipped

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