26M4F Dirty and Perverted Q&A

Hello, I'm looking to chat with a preferably older milf/cougar/soccer mom type woman, but as long as you're oder than 18 i dont care. As the title states, I would be asking you dirty and perverted questions based on your body and fetishes. What the title doesn't state is that I would also like to present to you a few different scenarios and see what you would do in said scenarios. I'm warning you now, some of the scenarios and questions are going to be weird and strange. If you're not into playful humiliation and embarrassment, exit now. 95% of everything we talk about will revolve around that. All I ask for in return is honesty. This is NOT a role-play. If you want to ask me questions that's absolutely fine, I'll answer honestly too but only if you want to.