25 [F4R] - I hope I don't regret this later

Hello, Reddit.

I'm a 25 year old girl living in the middle of nowhere, Southern USA and I've realized that while I'm lonely and do love the idea of having someone, I absolutely HATE DATING. The touching makes me tense up, the staring at my boobs makes me angry, and the guy who talks too much about himself is just getting really really old. Sigh... So, how about I tell you a little about me and if you're interested, PM me and we can see where it goes!

I am bisexual, but I suppose pan may be more fitting because it doesn't matter to me if you're trans or what you identify as. If I like you, I like you.

I'm a fucking nerd. Video games, comic books, anime, fantasy, table top gaming (recently got into it so I'm still a noob.)

I love to crochet and used to sell crocheted plushies (amigurumi) for quick cash. (I need to get back into it...lol)

I love to read and am currently re reading American Gods as I watch the show.

I listen to every kind of music and love finding new stuff to listen to. The other day my shuffle went from Dr. Dre to Florida Georgia Line to Kill Hannah if that tells you anything.

I ended my last relationship because I didn't feel respected, listened to, or cared about. (Example: I was in bed with the flu and could barely keep down any water, and he asked me for a sexy pic then got mad at me when I didn't comply. No thanks, son.)

I make too many jokes, probably, because I love to laugh and make people laugh.

The thought of having someone to talk to about anything and everything (who actually cares to listen) makes me really happy.

I'm super close with my family and I'm a huge animal lover.

I work part time at a merchandising job, and am considering going back to school to major in Psychology instead of my original major of Creative Writing.

This is a nice segue into the fact I love to write, and like to pretend I'm an author because I self published a book a few years back xD

I'm a huge horrorphile and love immersing myself in dark, twisted worlds.

I love tattoos and piercings but I only have three tats and I have the worst luck with piercings.

Distance isn't an issue for me. In fact, sometimes I think I would prefer a LDR, especially in the beginning.

Anyway, I'll stop babbling! But also, message me even if you think we would make good friends with nothing "relationshippy" coming out of it. I love meeting new people, and honestly, I could use some good friendships in my life. Hope everyone has a good weekend!