Professional writer / designer looking for a professional cook willing to share their recipes so we can write a satirical cookbook together

The headline kinda says it all. I have been writing professionally for about a decade - and I got it in my mind that I would like to write a satirical cookbook, but I also wanted it to have real recipes so that it wasn't entirely self-indulgent, and not being a cook, I thought I should combine my efforts with a real cook. We would share the title of author, I would do the writing / design stuff, you would provide the recipes. I have put together a sample PDF of what I have in mind, if you are interested, I can send that to you.