So I'm less of an asshole than my ex thought I was

Yippee for me. So whenever I'm single, it takes months and months of persistence and improving myself and trying to get "out there" in order to have the remotest chance of a conversation with a real life girl. Alcohol MUST be involved, otherwise I can't say shit.

Now I'm in a relationship again, suddenly I'm getting hit on.

WHY.

WHY NOW.

WHY NOT SIX MONTHS AGO.

Blerugh. Least I didn't cheat. I wasn't even tempted*.

*Not explaining the asterisk. Don't need to. Am I a bad person? Only in my head.