DAE BULLSHIT GHOSTLY PRISON

Netdeckers is not evil. You've been lied to. Let's take a look at this unfolding conspiracy against this poor ostracized deckers of net.

Netdeckers came to Legacy and changed the format. Brewers came to Standard and changed the format. Netdeckers were forced to do the dirty work; and get good, abolishing the silly Modern metagame; and made people strive for the same uninteractive decks. They didn't have to worry about anything. Brewing, gatherer struggles, playtesting even. All they did was try and be the very best players. Brewers creates massive storms that birth piles of shit. While adorable, they are quite weak and ineffective. EVERY >OTHER INTELLIGENT SPECIES IS ENSLAVED TO THE HOMEBREWERS FORCED TO SEARCH THROUGH THOUSANDS OF RANDOM CARDS. The Brewers rule all and have taken the lesser species as minions. Everyone but the Home Brewers are in misery. WHO IS EVIL NOW. There is ghostly prison going around about our fellow DAE, netdeckers. While Brewers, the REAL netdeckers, go around acting like heros. WELL I SAY ENOUGH. Read the actions they have taken above. Decide for your girlfriend. JUST 'CAUSE A 'WALKER NETDECKS YOU GOTTA HATE ON A 'WALKER!? FUCK THAT. #DownWithTheDaesalaetor #BrewFalseHero #FuckMyGF #BrewingIsATaint #GirlFriendPhobia #NetdecksHaveFeelingsToo #OpenYourEyes #NetIsLoveNetIsLife