Can we convince Mormons that energy drinks are made from demon pee?

I thought it might be funny if we could cultivate a conspiracy theory that energy drinks are a Satanic plot to bypass Mormon aversion to coffee and get demonic essence into their bodies anyway. Demon pee, specifically.

It sounds ridiculous but Mormons are fucked and will believe basically anything if it's presented within a particular ideological framework and comes from people they uncritically trust.

Might be good for a laugh, imagine their faces when they think they've been chugging demon piss all these years.