(Spoilers Extended) What was your favorite funny part of ASOIAF?

What's your favorite comic scene?

Mine is from ASOS, when Tormund tells Jon how he was mistaken for a giant's baby and forced to suckle for three months. Then he tells Jon about the female bear that bit off half his member after he, um, enjoyed relations with her.

(Fortunately for us all, even half of Tormund's member is "twice as long as any other man's.")