MASTERPOST - All of Hunzart's memorable phrases

#2016 PHRASES OF OCTOBER THE 8TH

• avocado

PHRASES OF NOVEMBER THE 17TH

• You damn honest bread-headed beaver

#2017

PHRASES OF MAY THE 17TH

• Just so you know, I'm the best player of Minecra of this fucking hemisphere, so have more respect
• Olimpocraft is a good server, daddy Vegetta uses it
• What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little miner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mineplex server, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Ender Dragon, and I have over 300 confirmed UHC PVP kills. I am trained in pickaxe warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Hypixel server. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will mine you the fuck out with clicks the likes of which have never been seen before on this Overworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with writing that shit to me over the chat? Think again, pig. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of zombie pigmen across the Nether and your username is being watched right now so you better prepare for the sword, silverfish. The diamond sword with sharpness V and looting III that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, villager. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with an ender pearl. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of r/CompetitiveMinecraft and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this biome, you little coal. If only you could have known what unholy PVP fight your little “clever” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking pickaxe. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dirt blocks all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, miner.

PHRASES OF MAY THE 23TH

• Now I have to google if electric spinners exist

PHRASES OF JUNE THE 3RD

• I turned into a carrot to watch Steven Universe
• Why does my brain always replace Bonetrousle with We Are Number One... Like, where did it go
• I inform you that this is the moment in which you temporarily take a break in your activity of doing something
• fuck my dog

PHRASES OF JUNE THE 5TH

• Come out of the closet, fast

PHRASES OF JUNE THE 10TH

• Uh

PHRASES OF JUNE THE 17TH

• I didn't touch it
• No, you don't understand, I
• It changed every three tests
• Every three fucking tests
• i'm playing ranked
• our mei is the worst thing of this world
• and that fucker never changed
• he should burn his playstation
• he doesn't have the right to have hands