Simple Advice for New Players

Herein lies the sage words of a level 85 with no rank and a KD of 0.5. Use them well.

• On House, don't reinforce kids bedroom because you'll die.

• On defense the cameras are yours, don't shoot them. On attack, shoot them.

• Drones are your best friend on attack and your worst enemy on defense.

• If you see a smoke grenade go off at a window while you're defending, hit the deck behind cover because the Russian bastard can see you.

• Frag grenades go off in your hand faster than you'd think.

• C4 have the flight pattern of cars when you use them and bullets when the enemy uses them.

• On Chalet, Kanal and Favela, run with cover when attacking or the bastard German will gib you.

• If you're Rook, drop the damn armour.

• If you're Ash, your hitbox is the size of a raisin, use it to your advantage by rushing the objective and killing everything in a borderline genocidal fashion.

• Don't buy Blackbeard because the nerfs will leak into your personal life.

• Lastly, if you're looking at an enormous shield and can't crack it, try walking backwards into it and stabbing the air, he might just die.

Thank you for reading.