Assignment Report: Project Complete

Partner was out of town last night so I just got high and competed the rest of the project using internal staff.

Right Hand took lead on the project and assigned other tasks to Left Hand, who had shown his skills in juggling multiple balls at once on a recent, similar project. The project lead, after some initial discovery and analysis work, decided that there was too much friction amongst the team so some lube was introduced. From there, things glided along more smoothly. I'd like to say that it was easy, but the entire project team had to put in overtime due to predictable complications from the previous introduction of an outside stakeholder, Molly. She joined the team about 5 hours before the project started in earnest and ended up having far more control over the timeline than hoped. She kept things soft well through the Analysis phase but finally relented and allowed the team to firm everything up. In the end, we were able to deliver our Celebratory Upshot Mix, or CUM for short, onto the stomach as planned, though a bit behind schedule. The project team then celebrated with a little weed and a couple Melatonin and spent the next several hours exhausted, but satisfied with a job well done.

Partner is not expected home again until Sunday and I haven't yet informed the team that we may have to spin up yet another project tonight. At least they'll be relieved to know that Molly won't be back in the mix for several weeks.