Overheard 4 year olds convo about Jesus:

Conversation between my 4 year old and his TBM-raised cousin:

Heathen son: I can't fit my bike through!

TBM son: Ask Jesus to help you!

HS: Who's Jesus? I don't see him anywhere.

TS: He's in the sky! And...he's dead.

HS: He's a ghost?

TS: No.

HS: He's a human?

TS: No. He just helps you.

HS: (to the sky) Jesus!! Jesus!!... I don't think He's even listening.

TS: He is! Sometimes he doesn't answer.

HS: (eye roll) well that doesn't help me very much...

I couldn't believe my ears. Even kids can see through the bullshit when it's not brainwashed into them.