Are you more liberal or conservative?

I don't care about politics at all and hate both liberals and conservatives. Their problems are really pointless to me. I see rich liberals talking about "immigration" like they care in their gated communities, and conservatives in their big houses bought by Iraqi oil money and hate them both. And obviously the men are cucks controlled by their insane wives who make a big deal out of everything and thing that "the woman is always right". I'm just a nihilist but I'm curious about the rest of the board.