i AM moVING to Norway. ADVICE please. Thanks!

Hei!

Ever since I visited Norway 20 years ago I have loved your country and it is very wow for me. I am now seriously considering moving there.

I have some questions though:

1. Do Norwegian people eat food? I have read some do, and some don't. Is this correct?

2. How open are Norwegians to one armed transgender lesbian immigrants? I heard there are some Nazi parties gaining lots of votes.

3. Jobs jobs jobs. Are you in need of more highly skilled supermarket staff? Despite one arm, I can scan up to 30 items per minute here in my native country. How likely is it I will find a job? Will I earn enough to live comfortably?

4. I believe my Great Grandfather's best friend once slept with a Norwegian woman. I am looking into our family tree, is this likely to qualify me for norwegian citizenship?

Thanks in advance!