The Battle of Mojo: Status Report

r/PrequelMemes,

You may not know me, as I am not a very popular poster. However, I believe that it is my duty to report the status of our battle against the WatchMojo regime.

Ever since they uploaded that blasphemous video, which disgraces and insults our way of life, we have struck at them from the shadows and have been disliking them into oblivion, with the leadership of Commander Sam Carpenter, Captain Thaddäus Bismarck, and Lieutenant Farroxi, as well as our General Obi-Wan Kenobi, who all have successfully charged into the fray of the battle with vigilance. However, even with almost 15,000 dislikes and a loss of over 2,000 subscribers, WatchMojo is being reinforced.

Those reinforcements are from r/SequelMemes.

They, too, have heard of WatchMojo's assault, and they have been counteracting our attacks by liking and subscribing to their content. It is true that the Sequel Memers consist of only a small army of Redditors, insignificant compared to the Grand Army of the Prequels. But Sequel allies, such as the OT Memers, have been stirring in the process of this battle. If they all band together against our crusade, then we have a fair chance of being defeated.

This is why I ask all of you, even the newest additions and Shinies of this subreddit, to act upon this cause. The Senate needs your help for this battle. Do not fear WatchMojo, for they cannot harm us.

Join the battle of Mojo today: https://youtu.be/YvosjX9Zt1U

May the Force be with you.

-RadiatedDalek