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ZeMunchkin

"Same Penis Forever"

So funny story.

My super awesome but not super detail oriented friend (who we currently live with and is officiating our wedding) bought this for my bachelorette party in August. But she did not check the address she sent it to on Etsy before she bought it.

Turns out that the last thing she'd bought from Etsy had been a present for her ex-boyfriend from 7 years ago, and THAT was the address the banner got shipped to. So tonight, she got a text from her ex. "'Same Penis Forever'...? Why did you send this to me?"

That package sat at his house for a week, both him and his fiancee thinking it belonged to the other person. Tonight he was away at a friend's bachelor party when his fiancee opened the package, laid out the banner, took a picture of it, and sent it to him asking why his ex girlfriend was sending him that...

Thankfully my friend and her ex had split amicably, so they just laughed over the whole thing and he's going to send it to us. BUT YEAH. Amazing. I'm going to cherish that banner because of all of the hilarity. :)

Posted Jun 10, 2017, 5:29 AM UTC · edited

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hermosilicious•

OMG, I'm dying dying, dying. I wish I could upvote this a million times. The world deserves to know about this.

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tamsin_throwaway7th of October 2017 || NSW, Australia•

Oh what I would have paid to be a fly on the wall, seeing this confused ex boyfriend and his fiancé trying to figure out why his ex sent him a "Same Penis Forever" banner...

Maybe they thought his ex just really appreciated the unwavering unchangeable nature of her ex's genitals

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ZeMunchkinOP9.16.17 | Sonoma County, CA•

I imagine a "What the actual fuck....?" moment and then I giggle harder.

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KedkepJune 2017•

this is one of few times where I'm actually laughing out loud 😂

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ZeMunchkinOP9.16.17 | Sonoma County, CA•

We keep bursting into fits of giggles about it. When she was on the phone with him and explained to me what happened, I was crying laughing.

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swordsfishes•

You should crosspost this to r/TrollXWeddings. They'd get a kick out of the picture.

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weredditforthreedays•

My college roommate's boyfriend once sent Valentine's lingerie to the house across the street only addressed to "my valentine". To keep it a surprise I had to go across the street, introduce myself to the neighbors (seven sorority girls) and retrieve the package which obviously had been opened and had them all slightly perturbed.

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ReddishWedding2018•

This is hilarious, I have tears in my eyes.

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rmric0New England (MA & RI mostly) | photographer•

That is brilliant.

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phawny•

Hahaha, dying. This is amazing. Save it for your kids ;p

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suite-deeApril 14, 2018- Country Club•

Well I hope he has the same penis forever! Most boys I know don't swap out theirs! Omg I love this story so much.

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The_Red_Jinx•

Omg this is an awesome story!!

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summer_bucketNov. 4th, 2017 Houston, TX•

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for this laugh. Man, that was great. Poor girl.

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weird_weekendBride-June 2017 Amman-July 2017 Texas•

Hahahaha I just did a similar thing. Sent a whole bunch of wedding stuff to my friend in Florida since the last thing I ordered from Etsy was a gift for her baby. She had to ship all of it to Texas. Oops. But really, Etsy should have a better "confirm shipping address" process!

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