Can someone explain to me in detail why Dan hates giraffes so much?
I just don't get it.
Posted Jun 14, 2017, 3:07 AM UTC
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He was walking home with his parents and a giraffe shot them, ostensibly as a robbery.
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Actually I hear it just swung its neck around like a helicopter and cracked their skulls, and then helicoptered off into the cold Milwaukee night.
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I was trying to refer to Batman's origin but honestly I don't know the story well enough. r/fellowkids
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It's a running joke and giraffes are weird.
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His dad wore a giraffe mask while hitting him with a belt.
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episode 7:
“They have long necks! I mean, obviously they’re willing to change for how high the leaf is!"
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They thing they're so great, but they're just tall horses.
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Its a bit. Shouldn't be difficult.
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As I understand it: humans learnt to change their environment to suit them, where giraffes changed themselves to suit their environment. To Dan, who has "stubborn" somewhere important on his character sheet, this is a cardinal sin that cannot be forgiven.
Ironically, humans first evolved the ability to change their environment to suit them.
Spot on