MLB: Matt Kemp forced out with apparent leg injury
Posted Jun 14, 2017, 9:29 PM UTC
Posted Jun 14, 2017, 9:29 PM UTC
Please don't be longer than 7 days :(
the title makes it sound like he was dragged off the field... "matt get off the fucking field, you're hurt, we need someone who can run... christ matt, we got a game to play".
Fuck.
Another source:
https://twitter.com/dobrienajc/status/875096204841025536
E: Okay no one cares about my team!
This one sounds worse than the other.
You gotta be fucking kidding me
Oh for fuck's sake.
Everything is turning up Milhouse this year
And I just traded for him and kershaw. I guess Sunday kershaw will pull a lat muscle or something.
What did you have to give up for that to happen?
Trout and Xander
I might be completely wrong here, but IMO that is a terrible trade.
Trades are situational. If he is in last then he can't afford to hold trout. If he's in first that was just awful.
I don't think you're wrong...
you're gonna get a lot of shit here, mostly because that was a prettttttty bad trade, but maybe kershaw ends up being worth it. definitely should have shot for someone much more reliable than kemp
I have a giant gummy worm bet riding on him hitting 25 dongs. Not good news.
#prayforspacesquatch
There's even a contract at play. This is real life shit, Matthew Kemp.
Assuming you live in a state where sports betting is illegal, your contract is likely unenforceable for public policy reasons.
There's a gummy worm clause in AS gambling laws.